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Nigel Song (In Love Up To My *ss) alackbass collab

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Char

 Genre: Rock

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A vocal to alackbass' This 1 Goes 2 11
alackbass'instrumental is here.

Andrew and I wrote most of the lyrics, in chat. It is Spinal Tap crass. If you are offended then that is regrettable but it was fun and since I don't usually sing lyrics like this, maybe you can allow me this one. There was an actual phenomenon on my mac: Itunes just played the instrumental no matter which version I clicked on. It may have been because the versions had the same name. Sorry, Andrew. So, checked it out with Quicktime and indeed, the vocal is there. I hope that is a good thing. Thanks for your patience and your effort, Andrew.
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Lyrics
He gives me shivers; he makes me shake
He tugs at my heart till I swear it'll break
I call him Nigel and he's divine
I won't rest until I make him all mine
>
He makes me feel like Helen of Troy
He's a force of nature, a wonder boy
He sails his ship right through my impasse
I'm in love with him, right up to my ass
>
He makes me quiver; he makes me quake
There's nothing I wouldn't do for his sake
Sometimes I wait for the smoke to clear
Only to find my Nigel up in here
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He treats me like I'm Helen of Troy
Serious business; I can't be coy
He fires all of his big guns, en masse
I'm in love with him, right up to my ass
>
He's not sneaky; he just knows the way
To show me a good time, make my day
So, when he's ready, we just don't stop
Until my Nigel's too pooped to pop
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I send him sailing like Helen of Troy
Serious business; we just don't toy
He sails his ship right through my impasse
I'm in love with him; he knows I'm his lass
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He makes me think I'm Helen of Troy
He's a force of nature, a wonder boy
Here comes the ship; there's no more impasse
So in love we are, right up to our ass

Lyrics: Charlene M. Kankiewicz, Andrew Lack



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Hits: 3333
Comments: 65
Fans: 29
Plays: 453
Downloads: 63

Uploaded: May 17, 2010 - 12:37:55 PM
Last Updated: Aug 05, 2010 - 07:40:36 AM Last Played: Jul 11, 2017 - 12:25:34 AM
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Char said 2686 days ago (May 17th, 2010)
Whew!
The vocal is there. I was beginning to doubt I'd get this right. Ok. Let's see if anyone besides me likes this.
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drakonis said 2686 days ago (May 17th, 2010)
The tongue, it goeth in the cheek
Talk about giving "Tufnel Love" :-) This is hilarious... great way to spice up already good music. Next we will work on teaching you the ins and outs of equalization on your voice to dampen the high midrange there a bit :-) I'm happy to hear you recording with crisp clear vox finally, woohoo!
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Char said 2686 days ago (May 17th, 2010)
Thank you
I hope you are pleased I varied the lyrics with your suggestion. Yeah, I doubt I can learn the techie stuff. "Tufnel Love", naturally. :)
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alackbass said 2686 days ago (May 17th, 2010)
That was mine!
"He makes me feel like Helen of Troy" was mine! Now we're having fun! Thanks for collaborating Char.
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Char said 2686 days ago (May 17th, 2010)
Yes it was
"your line" and I loved it. I didn't use "soy" though. :)
Yes, but whose line was "up to my ass." Couldn't have been me, could it? :)
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alackbass said 2685 days ago (May 17th, 2010)
Your Hook
You get full credit for the hook!
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Symphony101 said 2686 days ago (May 17th, 2010)
I'm in love ...
with this song myself :-) It's such a pleasure to listen to you guys !
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Char said 2686 days ago (May 17th, 2010)
Oh dear!
Thank you for faving. So happy you enjoyed it. I was a bit concerned. I am such a bad-ass.:)
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jdholliday said 2685 days ago (May 17th, 2010)
awesome
I love the force of nature wonder boy line! great take Char! isn't this fun?

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Char said 2685 days ago (May 17th, 2010)
Yes, indeed.
I considered a forum post: You mind if I sing "ass?" But, nyeh! Thanks for coming by. :)
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Skean said 2685 days ago (May 17th, 2010)
I'm in love with him, right up to my ass
I don't like it that way BUT I sure like this song…lol
Great lyrics/deliver from you and nice backing from "alackbass"…. Thanks, folks :D
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Char said 2685 days ago (May 17th, 2010)
Oh, Kent,
to me, it means "all the way", "thoroughly" in love. I know it's ambiguous and kind of punny and cheesy. We were just having fun. I'd type a line in and Andrew would counter. I was writing about a guy and his girl Lola. Andrew asked why was I writing as if I was a guy. So, Nigel just got substituted, because it was a two syllable name and because of the connection Andrew already had to Spinal tap. ( I would never write about that!) Thanks. :)
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Skean said 2682 days ago (May 20th, 2010)
I see :D
But I was just kidding my bad, sorry….LOL
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magnatone said 2685 days ago (May 17th, 2010)
Nigel Song
!!!!!!! This is FABULOUS!! Char, you win the lyrics award of the decade - this is just hilarious and GREAT! "too pooped to pop" LOL LOL LOL - you go GIRL!
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Char said 2685 days ago (May 17th, 2010)
Hah!
You were there Karen. It is supposed to be funny. Andrew liked that line too. I sure am a poet. Snigger, smirk. :)

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awigze said 2685 days ago (May 17th, 2010)
your'e writing
like a teenie boppers in love... Great lyrics and good approach to this already classic song here in these parts.
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Char said 2685 days ago (May 17th, 2010)
Or more like jaded
middle-agers who remember the satirical nature of Spinal Tap. I hope I made you smile. Excellent track by Andrew. So much energy. :)
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michaeljayklein said 2685 days ago (May 17th, 2010)
This was great!
Just as I knew it would be---you both get a well earned slap on the back and a big hand for this!
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Char said 2685 days ago (May 17th, 2010)
Yes,
but was it silly enough for you? I had fun and I sure need that in my life. Thanks, Michael. :)
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kassia said 2685 days ago (May 17th, 2010)
woot!
awesome!
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Char said 2685 days ago (May 17th, 2010)
Thanks, Shay..
Andrew gets me in trouble. :)
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jibes said 2685 days ago (May 17th, 2010)
Good solid
solid sound!
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Char said 2685 days ago (May 17th, 2010)
That would
be alackbass' doing. It is a rocking tune. :) Thanks.
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jiguma said 2685 days ago (May 17th, 2010)
Spinal Tap Rulez OK?!
Lots of fun - probably a little longer than necessary, but S.T. was probably well known for thet (still haven't seen the movie!). Wot, no flaming lead break?
:)
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Char said 2685 days ago (May 17th, 2010)
Yeah, no doubt...
Glad you stuck it out, though. Thank you. :)
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spitlogic said 2685 days ago (May 18th, 2010)
Cool
Liked it a lot Char. Great work.
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Char said 2685 days ago (May 18th, 2010)
Thanks
for coming by, Mitchell. Made you smile, I hope. :)
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dave_b said 2685 days ago (May 18th, 2010)
Nigel Song (In Love Up To My *ss)
I like the clever lyrics, great hook. If I said tongue in cheek would that be a double entendre? Nice straight down the middle backing track. Whoops did I do it again? :) I've noticed the same problem with Itunes. Ignoring path info when clicking on a file has got to be one of the dumbest decisions I've ever seen in commercial software.
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Char said 2685 days ago (May 18th, 2010)
Right..
it is a by the book rock backing. We were being silly and then I was dared. Thanks. :)
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Reggie_Pole said 2685 days ago (May 18th, 2010)
My ears are burning
Tut tut. At least you didn't say anything about mud flaps. Cool rocking 'n' rolling you two. Good fun.
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Char said 2684 days ago (May 18th, 2010)
Mud flaps

on sailing ships? What'cha talkin' 'bout, er...Reggiekins? So glad you took the time to give it a listen. Thank you. :)

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Sigmund said 2684 days ago (May 18th, 2010)
Nigel Song
Char I must say that this is the finest performance I have heard from you to date - you really did a great job! You should do more like it. You remind me of Grace Slick here. Alan's musical score sounds full and rich, with some very nice sounding doubled guitars. The song is lacking for a good solo, but that aside I say one of the coolest collabs yet here at MJ - thanks!
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Char said 2684 days ago (May 18th, 2010)
I don't
know what to say...since I wasn't taking it very seriously. Well, Andrew made a rocker, for sure. Yeah, a shredding solo would be cool. Thanks. :)
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alackbass said 2684 days ago (May 19th, 2010)
So..........
Just listened to "Scale Soaring." You know how to burn on that guitar. Why don't you take this little collaboration of ours and put a ripping solo in it? We would love that!

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ShadowofNine said 2684 days ago (May 19th, 2010)
Luv those lyrics
Sneaky good track yu guys...lyrics made me smile...
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Char said 2684 days ago (May 19th, 2010)
Ah, Dave..
that was the whole point for me. Keep smiling. :)
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MannequinRaces said 2684 days ago (May 19th, 2010)
Classic!
This is classic Char! Funny stuff. Man you have some wicked vibrato on your voice! Pretty cool. I'm still chuckling at the lyrics!
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Char said 2683 days ago (May 20th, 2010)
Thank you,
Adam. Yeah, I can't shake that. It was fun writing this. Glad you got a charge out of it. :)


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Jarvoid said 2683 days ago (May 20th, 2010)
Nah then,steady on.
You geezers are getting a bit lively with this here rock and roll malarkey.And Char and Ass in the same song!I may have to lie down now!

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Char said 2683 days ago (May 20th, 2010)
Got inspired by
Andrew's music, who's much less of a geezer than I am. I know...not my usual lyrical bent. I hope you've recovered from the shock, Chris. :)


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davisamerica said 2682 days ago (May 21st, 2010)
hahahaha
.... no really ...laughing and tapping your foot at the same time is great cardio. You two... whot a fun track.
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Char said 2682 days ago (May 21st, 2010)
There you
go..it was all fun. Thank you, Jack. :)

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billykirsch said 2681 days ago (May 21st, 2010)
Love
when you guys have fun and you give some to me too :-)
"So in love we are, right up to our ass" lol
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Char said 2681 days ago (May 22nd, 2010)
Excellent..
Billy. Glad we tickled your funny bone. :)
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PaulaMunk said 2678 days ago (May 24th, 2010)
The week is
over. Thanks everyone. :)
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jdholliday said 2677 days ago (May 26th, 2010)
char
I posted a forum thread to link these colabs with andrew called alackbass colabs if you would like to link this version!
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Char said 2677 days ago (May 26th, 2010)
Okay..
Done and done.
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Alannah said 2676 days ago (May 26th, 2010)
WOWSER DA WOWSERS !!!!!
ROCKER ! Char from your early days at Macjams ... WOW are you ever taking some serious leaps and bounds !!! Luvved this ..... !
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Char said 2676 days ago (May 26th, 2010)
I'm glad
you liked it. I have to get even more wild. Lots of catching up to do. :)
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867-5309 said 2676 days ago (May 26th, 2010)
set of principles
Nobody i've ever seen or heard sings on this shade waveband of pizzazz - you landed on your own plateau and are milking it here - because here - I can see your expressions too. I cannot compare this wavering imperative expression in your vocals to anyone else. That's my opinion.
It is very interesting.
I don't think it's even on the color chart.

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Char said 2676 days ago (May 26th, 2010)
I think
you are so creative that you invent your own communication. I am some kind of throwback. I thought about a color that might fit and it would have to be a bluish violet. I'd like to try some different things with the voice while I still can. There will be experiments, for sure. Thank you. :)
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bud said 2674 days ago (May 29th, 2010)
Girl - you've been busy
ad I've been MIA. Laugh riot and some serious sh*t at the same time.
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Char said 2673 days ago (May 29th, 2010)
Yes, sort of...
Well, you have a life, after all. Just so long as it's not seriously sh*tty. Thank you, bud. :)
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tokai said 2673 days ago (May 30th, 2010)
Nige
Ha, volumes to 11, spandex pants, yeah we all love Nigel, fitting tribute to him. I didn't know you where a closet headbanger Char? Great voice girl with a hip backing tune.
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Char said 2673 days ago (May 30th, 2010)
You bang your head
a lot in the closet...no room. Hah, hah..yes, I love this kind of music.
I was just messing around with Andrew in chat and most of the song was written there, on the spot. Who knows where I get these questionable ideas? No one has beat down my door for rockers, though. This was fun. Thank you. :)
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tonestones said 2669 days ago (June 3rd, 2010)
Spinal tap
One of my all time favorite movies... Great tune.
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Char said 2669 days ago (June 3rd, 2010)
Spinal Tap
was a brilliant concept. The tune is all Andrew's. I just added the cheese to his cracker. We wrote it in chat. I wasn't even serious. Thank you. :)
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anomalous said 2662 days ago (June 9th, 2010)
Lyrical
genius. Spot on tap sillyness :0)
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Char said 2662 days ago (June 9th, 2010)
Well,
let me see...what do I owe you for that compliment. Will you take it in installments? :)
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kipak said 2661 days ago (June 11th, 2010)
Enjoyed this.
As a big fan of Tap, I think you guys really nailed the vibe right up the ass.
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Char said 2657 days ago (June 15th, 2010)
Excellent!
Hah, hah. We tried and I had fun with it. Thanks. :)
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Aphrodisiac said 2584 days ago (August 27th, 2010)
Nice rocker
Two of my favorite Macjammers hookin'up. (you naughty kids.) Love that guitar tone.
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Char said 2531 days ago (October 18th, 2010)
I didn't know
anyone had been by. We can not be trusted..we are So..o.o BAD! Thank you! :)
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Char said 94 days ago (June 21st, 2017)
Kick ass music by Andrew.
Fun and unapologetic lyric by me. Spinal tap crass. Yeah!

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Char said 74 days ago (July 10th, 2017)
alackbass
wrote killer music. We, together, made Spinal Tap lunacy,
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