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Blender Halloween 2010


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Char

 Genre: Spoken Word-Poetry

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Paula likes Halloween. An experiment: recording at 70bpm and then, switching to 83bpm. A little nutty.
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Lyrics
Put me in a blender
Then, spin me around
Listen to the music
The bone crunching sound
Throw in a few heartbeats
Run it up to speed
Pulse it up and down, now
Make my body bleed
Scintillating pleasure
Denying all pain
Purifying desire
Mind the power drain
Song Stats
Hits: 2275
Comments: 37
Fans: 14
Plays: 122
Downloads: 70

Uploaded: Oct 24, 2010 - 09:48:12 PM
Last Updated: Oct 25, 2012 - 06:40:41 PM Last Played: Jul 17, 2017 - 10:54:57 AM
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Comments
RAVENS said 2525 days ago (October 24th, 2010)
Creepy
Oh man, that laugh is freaky. I used to have a clown toy when I was a little girl that was completely evil sounding when it laughed. I sure miss that little fella! Char, this was creepy and oh so cool!

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Char said 2525 days ago (October 24th, 2010)
Thank you,
Dani...a comment. And they wonder why people are a scared of clowns. That's my laugh. I felt like laughing and screaming tonight. Heh, heh!
Thank you. :)


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jdholliday said 2525 days ago (October 24th, 2010)
she's back!
all is well! So happy to see and hear you back Char! This is freaky! Hah!
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Char said 2525 days ago (October 24th, 2010)
Yep.
Got my freak on. Went a little nuts. Had fun. I wanted to see what would happen. Thanks for listening. :)

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rok41 said 2525 days ago (October 25th, 2010)
WOW (eyes staring straight ahead)
This is CREEEEEEPY, WOW. I shouldn't have listened to it so late tonight. Disturbing! Effective lyrics and vocal performance, you made your point! Nicely done dear!
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Char said 2525 days ago (October 25th, 2010)
Okay,
then. That was fun! Sorry about upsetting your sleep. I've no idea what got into me. Thank you, Chris. :)
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Jarvoid said 2525 days ago (October 25th, 2010)
Ouch,totally loopy
and scary insane laughter....sounds like the Fools Guild in Ankh Morpork.....courtesy of Terry Pratchett.......andworse!

Great job ....Hallowe'en doth fetch forth the strangeness of Macjammers !


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Char said 2525 days ago (October 25th, 2010)
I've read 3
Pratchett's. I don't remember the Fool's Guild. The laughter was meant to be insane. Halloween does indeed inspire strangeness. I so love to scream. Thanks, Jarvo. :)
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dave_b said 2525 days ago (October 25th, 2010)
Blender
Oh man, you did nail freaky scary with this :). I think you should set it up on a loop and point the speakers out the window on Halloween night. Might be fun to watch the reaction of the kids and even more fun to watch the reaction of the parents
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Char said 2525 days ago (October 25th, 2010)
I'd probably get arrested for disturbing
the peace. I really have no way to do that, anywho. So, no one need worry. Thank you for letting me try to scare you, Dave. :)
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Warren Smith said 2525 days ago (October 25th, 2010)
Bone crunching music
A fun .. and funny .. experiment. Once the door gets opened to garageband - there's no going back : )

When the zany laughfest runs its course and the lyrics finally come in, they adroitly heighten the bizarrity of what came first. Bone crunching music indeed!
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Char said 2525 days ago (October 25th, 2010)
Why,
thank you so much, Warren. I wrote that poem to someone's music here. I used to leave my poetry on my comments. Now, I just leave the ideas on a stack. I noticed that the thing was in the right mood for Halloween and in a few minutes I had the less than great track ready. It is fun, you bet. Thank you. :)
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drakonis said 2525 days ago (October 25th, 2010)
re-invents "cackle"
Now THAT was a performance! Char, let me strap you to the chair so you cannot escape while I talk to you for a moment... now listen carefully, you cannot dismiss the truth I am about to tell...

You were VERY creative and attentive to timing, mix, and effects here. This was very, very well done. Campy, silly, scary, over-the-top, in a very polished sense. The repeated music in the background, the unhinged effects on your voice, the overall timing of everything... Brava girl! Very fun!

There, now that I've successfully complimented you, I'll unstrap you from the chair. :-)

And the "Fools Guild" is only mentioned in a few Terry Pratchett books, though it is prominent in one. Imagine if somebody took Vaudeville VERY seriously, gave university classes on it... "Humor is NO laughing matter"... etc. Very funny results happen.

ttfn,
Drakonis
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Char said 2525 days ago (October 25th, 2010)
I was attentive to timing?
What was insane was my putting up a loop, changing it to one thing and thinking, cool. Then, I did the same with two more loops, one that was me ahhing. I used helium on that. There are several laughter tracks, offset a bit, in four voices. Crazy thing was that it was Paula's idea and I ended up putting it up on my page. She's really mad. Thank you. I appreciate your vote of confidence. :)
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Briguy777 said 2525 days ago (October 25th, 2010)
Whoah!
I definitely sleeping with the light on tonight!
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Char said 2525 days ago (October 25th, 2010)
Oh, sorry.
No kidding, was it that disturbing? I am this mild mannered grandma, after all. Thank you for stopping in. :)
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Symphony101 said 2525 days ago (October 25th, 2010)
I will never listen to this
if I'm alone in the dark .... Very creative Char, awesome work !!!!
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Char said 2525 days ago (October 25th, 2010)
Suitably
insane and disturbing. I let my inner ghoul out. The cats are freaked. Thanks. :)
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alackbass said 2525 days ago (October 25th, 2010)
Blender
Well I'll be sleeping with the light on now. Thanks a lot char. Now I know why I'm afraid of carnivals.
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Char said 2524 days ago (October 26th, 2010)
Yup!
I had to do it. It was threrapeutic. Now, I just laugh when I hear it. Thank you. :)
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magnatone said 2524 days ago (October 25th, 2010)
Blender
now i'm scared to go to bed. thanks char. :)
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Char said 2524 days ago (October 26th, 2010)
You know
"what evil lurks in the minds of men...and women." I am gettng a kick out of it. Thank you. :)
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jiguma said 2524 days ago (October 26th, 2010)
Just keep ....
.... taking the tablets Charlene! No sleep tonight for me ;)
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Char said 2524 days ago (October 26th, 2010)
I think the
tablets are responsible. Come on. I wouldn't hurt a fly... hah! Thanks, Neil. :)
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spitlogic said 2524 days ago (October 26th, 2010)
haha
Nice. I especially like the beginning. That vocal manipulation works perfect with the theme.
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Char said 2524 days ago (October 26th, 2010)
I'm glad
it worked. I keep trying things. Good thing I'm so limited and lazy. I didn't take much time at all. One take. Thank you. :)
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RosaLinda said 2524 days ago (October 26th, 2010)
Oh!
I LOVE when people have fun! haha:) Def! Scary!!:)That screem there.
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Char said 2524 days ago (October 26th, 2010)
Yeah,
I scream real well. Lot's of things make me want to. Thank you so much. :)
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scofugate said 2524 days ago (October 26th, 2010)
Oh yea
I am Laughing with you.....and running as well!!
LUV IT.
Ok, now I am scared!!...your killin me!
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Char said 2523 days ago (October 27th, 2010)
This really
cracks me up. It was therapeutic. You'll be alright. But you won't be as relaxed around little old ladies, anymore. There are a group of us that crochet, you know. We use little metal hooks. Thanks, Scott. ;)
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richard13 said 2518 days ago (November 1st, 2010)
A sick, twisted, demented grandma
who is also lots of fun, and my friend... right?
Keep it up PMD7CMK, you're doin' great!
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Char said 2518 days ago (November 1st, 2010)
Yeah,
you got it...I'd have to be sick, twisted and demented to have made this. Do you think anyone noticed?
Turn me loose in a kitchen and this is what happens. The munk is the embodiment of evil.
No, she isn't. Yes, she is. Me, me, I'm that sick one. No, I am. How did you know? She told me! (Conversations go like this all the time.)
Thanks for listening. :)

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bud said 2517 days ago (November 1st, 2010)
It's official
you've lost your mind. It took three years - but it happened. Check out The Residents - one of my old fave acts - I think you'd identify.
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Char said 2517 days ago (November 1st, 2010)
Hah, hah, hah!
Hah, hah, hah, hah, hah! Thanks, Kevin, Master of the obvious. :)
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maxruehl said 1791 days ago (October 27th, 2012)
This sounds like....
it should be on the Dr. Demento show.:) Nice 'n' twisted, Char. Wonder why I never heard this before.
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Char said 1791 days ago (October 28th, 2012)
Yeah?
You just didn't notice it, that's all. What made you find it this time? It was fun to do. Thanks.
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Char said 68 days ago (July 17th, 2017)
This thing makes me
laugh my ass off. Heh, ha, ha.
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