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Red White and Blues


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Warren Smith

 Genre: Political

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Political satire directed at America's judicial system ; )
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RED WHITE AND BLUES
[BUCKLEY SMITH 2014]

If you're rich but unhappy with the government
call Alito and Company to change a precedent
You have the right to scream when you lose
Where'd they get the notion only they get to choose?
I've got the red white and blues
I've got the red white and blues

Hello you have reached the messaging system
for the Supreme Court of the United States
your call is so important to us it will be recorded
and may even be used as evidence
if you are a Christ-affiliated billionaire
please check your voice mail we probably already called you
if you are a no-nothing red-neck racist
please use the direct line
if you accept corporations as people press one
if you carry a gun press two
if you are a maker not a taker press three
if you agree Muslims, scientists
and women are anti-Americans press four
if you believe Ronald Reagan is a saint press five
if you have seen Elvis, Bigfoot or E.T.
in the last year press six
if you want justice please stay on the line
until the Chief Justice dies

They think that science is a satanic plot
to prove that God is dead but Marx is not
We don't need no detective to show us our fate
not with four flat tires on the SVU of State
I’ve got the red white
I’ve got the red white
I’ve got the red and blues
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Comments: 24
Fans: 13
Plays: 45
Downloads: 40
Votes: 0
Uploaded: Aug 29, 2014 - 10:07:26 AM
Last Updated: Aug 29, 2014 - 10:07:26 AM Last Played: Mar 14, 2017 - 10:35:12 PM
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bud said 1086 days ago (August 29th, 2014)
i got a good laugh
thanks! inspired production.
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Warren Smith said 1085 days ago (August 30th, 2014)
Although the joke is on us ..
I laugh .. to keep from crying.
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paul f. page said 1086 days ago (August 29th, 2014)
I've got the red white and blues
Indeed!
My favorite part of this production is the busy signal. Your title says it all.
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Warren Smith said 1085 days ago (August 30th, 2014)
Busy signal
Maybe it should go: Please stay on the line .. calls will be answered in order of their importance ...
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Skean said 1086 days ago (August 29th, 2014)
Hilarious
Thanks for sharing, cheers.
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Warren Smith said 1085 days ago (August 30th, 2014)
Sharing
Thanks for calling!
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Daugrin said 1086 days ago (August 29th, 2014)
Warren and Roy Show
Wonderful. Us and them, again and some more. Well done guys, take a bow!

Daug
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Warren Smith said 1085 days ago (August 30th, 2014)
Us and them
Thanks for the support.
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Saltaireguru77 said 1083 days ago (September 1st, 2014)
Red white and blues
Very sharp, Warren & Roy! Laughing through gritted teeth? Don't let them away with it (but thank them for the tune)
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Warren Smith said 1081 days ago (September 3rd, 2014)
Grit
Probably through grinding of the back molars : )
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PeterB7858 said 1079 days ago (September 5th, 2014)
Red White and Blues
You have such an unique style, Warren. I love it. Fortunately, the satire doesn't hide the wonderful music making and arranging skills you have. Your posts are so well put together and creative. Thanks, Peter.
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Warren Smith said 1077 days ago (September 7th, 2014)
Going somewhere
I'm not so sure about that style thing. I just try to go where the music seems to want to take me .. and hopefully that ends up some place interesting. Ditto for the lyrics : )
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sammydix said 1075 days ago (September 9th, 2014)
haha!
this is my kinda crazy serious. pretty brilliant if you really listen.
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Warren Smith said 1068 days ago (September 16th, 2014)
Laughing matter
I love it when a song goes crazy serious on me!
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michaeljayklein said 1075 days ago (September 10th, 2014)
Here come da Judge!
You guys should get together with comedian Lewis Black--this was just as cogent and (sadly) mirthful as any of his routines on the state of things. Great job guys, thanks!
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Warren Smith said 1064 days ago (September 20th, 2014)
State of things
There seems to be a universal notion that says the funnier something gets the sadder it grows.
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J.A.Stewart said 1068 days ago (September 16th, 2014)
hahahahaha
Forget about all those other buttons... what we really need on these darn phones is a remote *EJECT* button.

Nice job on this one, Warren. It tastes a bit like a biting, but whimsical Neil Young song. ;)


--- Joe
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Warren Smith said 1067 days ago (September 17th, 2014)
Too many options ..
.. when all we need is one: the eject button!

Well said.
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egobandit said 1068 days ago (September 16th, 2014)
Press 6
Thats the number I would press, Funny but o so serious I enjoyed this!!!
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Warren Smith said 1061 days ago (September 23rd, 2014)
6
Because you've been hanging with Elvis? Thanks for listening.
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4nglo said 1068 days ago (September 17th, 2014)
please stay on the line

well they hung up on me every time. I must be a glutton for punishment or just insane because of my expectations to achieve different results from taking the same action over and over
*sigh*

ha-ha!

This is a clever, well executed and fun tune, Warren.

. - Harold

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Warren Smith said 1061 days ago (September 23rd, 2014)
Your call is important
You're lucky you weren't directed to an overseas call center. Thanks for the comment, Harold.
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thetiler said 1058 days ago (September 26th, 2014)
Cool words
sounds like a bid of neil young mixed in with that special Warren style ! We need more political sounds like this, too much seriousness going on and have to fun things up a bit ! Thanks for sharing and being a FUN part of MJ!
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Warren Smith said 1052 days ago (October 2nd, 2014)
Serial offender
A serious as the subject is .. it's getting harder and harder to take it seriously.
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