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A true story that happened in the mid eighties in the Welsh town of Abercynon. Bit of a tasteless song.
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Lyrics
She don’t have no teeth.

Chrs. She don’t have no teeth, she no longer bight,
Up and lower set, flew out in a fight,
Searchin’ on her knees everybody seen her –
Underneath the rear of a Ford Cortina.

Vrs 1. Late at night it’s time to leave, time to head for home,
Packing up, moving out, grateful to be goin’,
Drunken shouts that fill the air, open way for all.

Vrs 2. Suddenly, a female form, emerges from within,
She swears and spits at everyone, kicks and takes a swing.
Spinning ‘round her dentures fly, now everybody knows.

Chorus.
Vrs 3. The fight goes on, and on and on, everyone stuck in,
Flying fists, breaking glass, order’s pretty thin,
She gurns a bit and shakes her head, and everyone can see.

Chorus.

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Uploaded: Jan 14, 2016 - 10:18:27 AM
Last Updated: Jan 22, 2016 - 09:17:10 AM Last Played: Mar 20, 2017 - 01:55:33 AM
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kingbee said 495 days ago (January 14th, 2016)
teeth
Not been to Abercynon but I think I gets the picture.
More sound effects than a BBC sound effect record.
Is this the first song to have wind up chattering teeth on it?
Love the slide guitar.
I was thinking how despite it just being you..it always sounds like a full band or a bunch of people putting ideas in
Enjoyed, Diolch
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woofer3 said 495 days ago (January 14th, 2016)
Thank you KIng B
Little bit of a 'B'side I think, your kind words are always much appreciated, hope you are well. You must call in some time for tea and EElsh cakes.THanks again.
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DWL said 494 days ago (January 15th, 2016)
Never a dull moment in Wales eh?
Great fun!

She gurns a bit and shakes her head... classic ;-)

Brightened up my morning.

Cheers

Dick
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woofer3 said 494 days ago (January 15th, 2016)
Thank you Dick
True, never a dull moment, the only thing in question was the make and model of the car - that bit was made up to fit.
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KCsGROOVE said 492 days ago (January 17th, 2016)
no teeth
cool groove
I like this kind of storytelling songs
fine choice of instruments
yep, good one!
KC
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hackneybloke said 492 days ago (January 17th, 2016)
teeth
i wish you'd post your lyrics john - you're only giving us half the experience.
the half i can hear is excellent - really catchy and brilliant production.
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woofer3 said 487 days ago (January 22nd, 2016)
thanks Julian
Will post the lyrics, sorry I forgot, glad you liked it, a true story too.

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egobandit said 492 days ago (January 17th, 2016)
no teeth
those notes from the keys are bouncing around my ears, lost her teeth in a fight, great story , very fun and smooth excellent song!
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woofer3 said 487 days ago (January 22nd, 2016)
Thank you Egobandit
Glad you enjoyed it.
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Johnjoesmith73 said 492 days ago (January 17th, 2016)
Haha
Love it. May fav line is she gurns a bit and shakes her head! I was expecting something to rhyme with the lyric bit (tits ha)! Reminds me of Saucerful of Secrets by Floyd but with more humour. Quite scary the talent on here. Things have certainly changed from a few yrs back!
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woofer3 said 487 days ago (January 22nd, 2016)
Thank you
Appreciate you listening and commenting.
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