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What the Well Dressed Defendant Will Wear

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A view of the Future legal troubles of Dubyah
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While dubyah scrapped our constitution
his wardrobe kept up the illusion
With flight suits and jeans
That out did L.L. beans
of a macho imperial flair

But soon prosecutors will teach him
The power of the law still can reach him
When those charges come down
The new buzz around town:
What the well dressed defendant will wear

He won't get to call up his tailor
When he's in the care of a jailer
The outfits aren't made by Armani
when you're doing fifteen to twenty

Bright colors are just so abhorrent
As the deputy shows him the warrant
But clothes that are bright
Can sometimes be right;
It depends on the time and the place

for instance, for wardrobe excitement:
The outfit he'll wear for indictment
Orange jump suit, no tie
as they're dragging him by
With a slightly dazed look on your face.

He once had the power of Stalin
but oh how the mighty have fallen
Instead of the trappings of power
Now he can't pick up soap in the shower.

In prison the outfits are duller.
He don't get to wear his best color.
With stripes white and black
And a number in back
Those aren't colors for making a speech

For years we have jumped when he sneezes
So he's worn what colors he please
But he'll get pulled up short
He'll be wearing in court
The shade he looks best in: IMPEACH!!

© 2007 Davis Gloff
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Moviz said 3917 days ago (June 30th, 2007)
I think
your poems are hillarious. I;ve got tears running down my face here, M
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Diviner said 3600 days ago (May 12th, 2008)
Really enjoyed this track/poem, it sits very close to my heart and makes me laugh out loud, cannot get a btter combination. Thank you.
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