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Hospital Woes Ain't Got Nothin on Grandma!


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Moses

 Genre: Folk-Rock
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My Grandma is recovering from a surgery and I contributed a upbeat goofy message to a group text. Someone said it sounded like a song, so now it is!
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Hospital woes ain’t got nothing on Grandma
Grandma can kick their sorry ass
Hospital woes ain’t got nothin on Grandma
So she went down there to give us all a class

BP IV she doesn’t need you anymore
Pretty soon her footsteps’ll go right out the door
She’ll take her pain med to make the doc feel useful
She’ll pretend to be weak to make us feel youthful

She’s the baddest Grandma in this great big land
She’s harnesses the power to be as bad as anyone can
Yeah she’s the baddest Grandma in this great ol’ world
But she still smiles just like a little girl

You got this Grandma!
You can kitesurf in a day!
Hospital woes ain’t got nothing on Grandma
So start waving and watch them sail away!
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Hits: 172
Comments: 4
Fans: 4
Plays: 14
Downloads: 39
Votes: 0
Uploaded: Sep 11, 2019 - 01:05:28 PM
Last Updated: Sep 11, 2019 - 01:05:28 PM Last Played: Sep 27, 2019 - 01:12:02 PM
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Daugrin said 30 days ago (September 14th, 2019)
Grandma's got it covered!
"Untie these weights, and I will fly."
My grandma said she had outlived everyone who understood the world as she did. She was 105 when she passed. She was certain everyone alive was mad as a hatter. Enjoyed this tune!

Daug

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Moses said 30 days ago (September 14th, 2019)
Perspective
She's probably right. 105 years of perspective would probably make for an interesting conversation. Thanks for checking out my tunes Daug and leaving feedback for me. I'm glad you enjoyed this tune!
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DWL said 28 days ago (September 16th, 2019)
You've got this
off to a tee!

Loved it.

Best wishes to Grandma :)

Cheers

Dick
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ramonaji said 23 days ago (September 21st, 2019)
Great tribute!
And great origin story! I love it!
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Name: Noah Grove
Location: Tennessee United States
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Folk-rock is a musical genre, combining elements of folk music and rock music. In the original and narrowest sense, the term referred to a genre that arose in the United States and Canada around the mid-1960s. The sound was epitomized by tight vocal

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