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His New Position



 Genre: Alternative Rock

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A repressed businessman and randy physiotherapist fall in love over a throbbing wrist
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His New Position

I can get my legs behind my head
She said with joy
There is nothing to it
I've been doing it since l was four
He was quite intrigued by this
But declined a demonstration
He felt it inappropriate
For a man in his position

Couldn't wait till Thursday
Till he saw the girl again
His dreams were full of sportsware
And some girls from way back when
He was young and lusty
And his goals we different then
He fell in love with Evelyn
And a netball team from Devon

By the day of the appointment
He was trembling with fear
But he hadn't seen the sky so blue
For many many years
He asked her to repeat the show
She was happy to oblige
He wondered how to offer thanks
To a girl in that position

Couldn't concentrate at work
So he faked some RSI
Went back to the physio
To see the shapes she'd try
The letter came from high above
It stated very plain
His behaviour was inappropriate
For a man in his position

Her big hands will soothe your pain
In the dark days to come
Fitness will be your reward
Your health will shine for everyone

The office phone is silent now
His secretary cries
She'd loved him so for all these years
And now he'd passed her by
The businessman and physio
Slipped quietly away
He set up home in a seaside town
And took a new position
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Comments: 13
Fans: 4
Plays: 181
Downloads: 213
Votes: 16
Uploaded: Mar 16, 2004 - 05:30:37 PM
Last Updated: Jan 15, 2006 - 10:44:27 AM Last Played: Aug 16, 2017 - 07:59:06 AM
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dansnydr said 5116 days ago (March 19th, 2004)
Funny lyrics, good melody
Funny lyrics, good melody. The song works well and
kept my interest through to the end. One criticism; I
didn't like the abrupt change on the drums in the
middle 8. It's OK to change the rhythm, but need to
work on the transition or more appropriate rhythm.
Keep up the good work!

peeg said 5110 days ago (March 24th, 2004)
Funny lyrics, good melody
Thanks for your comments Dan.
I hear what you say about the mid8s I kind of liked the
contrast but i'll cast an eye over it again and see what comes out.
Paul_T said 5050 days ago (May 24th, 2004)
Nice breezy tune . . . randy lyrics . . . I only wish the vocals were a bit louder or clearer so I could understand every line. Excellent effort!
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peeg said 5019 days ago (June 23rd, 2004)
Many Thanks
Mix updated and lyrics added

TobinMueller said 5049 days ago (May 24th, 2004)
Latin pop
This is a very fun piece. Consider moving it into the latin
section, which is a smaller category and it might stand out
more. Definite latin pop tune, could go into either genre,
but I'd love to see the latin category fill out more. Very
fun melody. And nice break and change of pace and then
smooth fills back into the groove. Good job. I'd also love
to read your lyrics...
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peeg said 5019 days ago (June 23rd, 2004)
Latin pop
Thanks for your kind comments.
Lyrics now added and final mix uploaded


TobinMueller said 5007 days ago (July 6th, 2004)
Latin pop
Fantastic fun. What great liveliness, light and cute and smiling lyrics. Had
great fun imagining everything that was happening. Definitely a diamond,
this tune.
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peeg said 4999 days ago (July 13th, 2004)
Latin pop
Thanks Tobin. Way to kind. =)
Wifty said 5001 days ago (July 12th, 2004)
Very fun.
Really enjoyed this, a really good fun tune.

Is it a coincidence that the instrumental before the last
verse reminds me of the theme from Rainbow? Oh well, it
made me smile anyway!
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peeg said 4999 days ago (July 13th, 2004)
Very fun.
It's no coincidence. I was working out the solo and the first few notes of the
Rainbow theme just sort of happened. It made me chuckle so I put it in.
Thanks for the comment. Paul
mcsweb said 4975 days ago (August 7th, 2004)
Voice is good
but seems a little distorted. Lots of fun listening to this
one though.
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Sista Mac said 4974 days ago (August 7th, 2004)
I Really Like Your Music
Its very interesting, clever, and kind of a breath of fresh air. I am not good at giving production adivice, especially when I really like the song. Its hard to give a biased opinion. So all I can say is: I like it just the way it is and I'm downloading it!
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Char said 2522 days ago (April 25th, 2011)
is a bunch of fun. Latin and lolli pop. You've got me smiling. Thanks.
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